Dark-Phil's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Futility.]

Hmm...

If I wasn't such a big friggin' stupid moron, I'd say that this movie loops... Oh well, I better keep watching just incase.

[THE VOID]

This is a look into your brain!?!?

Then you must have one MESSSSSED up brain! This movie was really cool, it deserves way more than a current 2.45! It looks like it was a LOT of work. It was kind of eerie, it reminded me a lot of resident evil. The only thing is that its not much of a game if you can't solve it... I tried everything, I went to every room at least 3 times. I read About 90% of the poems and did the little interactive things. This interactive movie was really cool!, you should make a sequel (with a shorter intro)
pHiL

[ATM]

You're an idiot...

Here's why they have brail on drive thru ATM machines: The newest ATM model was desinged to have brail so blind people could have a little more freedom, drive-thrus liked the idea of having an ATM machine for the people to pay their bill. So they order a ATM machine which happens to have brail because it's the same ATM machine that would be in a mall. There is no point in order some special 'anti-blind' ATM machine, the brial is just made on the keypad for ALL ATM machines. The old non-brail mold for the old ATM machines has been replace by brail making molds. Now that I just wrecked the point of your movie, your movie has a stupid concept to it. Why would a blind person be walking through a "DRIVE-THRU"!?
Besides I didn't even find it funny, I felt pity for the poor guy. You should have some more RESPECT!!!!!
pHiL

BREADSTORM responds:

ok i've been over this before so ill say it again. i know why there is brail on the drive thru machines. but in a society where people sue other people for the dumbest reasons, im surprised no one has made an action against the atm machines. granted they dont want to make another mold, but correct me if im wrong the brail is on the the BUTTONS which i would assume inexpensive and easy to switch. and u were supposed to have pity for the guy, this is an awareness animation.

[u cant control a mech.]

Hehe... I love this kind of stuff!

Its pretty easy... press the start button (the rectangle) and then click all the circle buttons for section 1 actions then go back and double click all the circle buttons for section 2 actions. You can die by clicking the jump button 3 times fast. Good movie, well game or thing or what ever you want to call it! By the way Prikedelik I read your entry in my guestbook!
pHiL

PriKedELiK responds:

he he bravo, u miss only one action... clikin the second button 3 time fast, u can see the brust

[Ding-a-ling]

Something strange here...

Hmm... somehow I don't believe that THIS was you're FIRST flash movie. People just don't get flash and start prossesing great movies right away, I can tell by you gradient techniques and animation style that you must of made a few before this. Sure this IS you're first movie on Newground. BTW I hate it when people say it's thier first movie... do they want us to feel sympathy for them and give them great scores!? I mean COME ON HERE! We rate it compared to the other movies on Newgrounds, not compared to the user who made it. But overall it was an above average movie, thats all I wanted to say...

[PublicServiceAnnouncement]

Ha ha! its predictable but FUNNY!

Hey Rob, its me Phil Templeman! Man that was hilariuos! Sure woodchippers can get boring but its how you use em, Usually some guy jumps in or gets thrown in by some other guy but this on had a good plot! I love the way he smiles when the bird flies out of his hand then the bird... oh ya don't wanna ruin the movie for others. Well this is how it could be better: soft slightly comedic music in background, sound of truck, grinding sound when wood chippers grinding things (instead of the idle sound) and more camera angles. Well thats all I could see! GREAT MOVIE ROB!, you got in the top 5 of the day, hopefully someday you make it in the top 50 if you stick with stick figure animations. Ah well... pHiL

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

Good movie but well... YOU STOLE IT!!

You should know that you don't upload other peoples HARD WORK onto newgrounds. The only credits he gets is an e-mail address while you (currently) have a 4.03/5.0 .Thats an amazing score! But back to the movie, this one was over rated, there was no plot, most of it was from the same view, same sounds used over and over again. Not only that, you stole my 3D stick idea (you probably didn't know about but anyways) i've been working on 3D scenes for WEEKS to impress the people of newgrounds and now the suprise it gone!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR 2 THINGS!!

[NG Sticks 2]

the first was better...

Your movies don't offend me as long as they're GREEN sticks of which Indiana Bones (a blue stick) hates... so thats alright with me. Also I noticed that Bobby wasn't looking at naked ladies... he was looking at the screen shot you took of that crappy movie Dangerous Skateboarding.
Shame on you for using the same screen shot in two movies!! It was pretty funny when Wade Fulp got hit by the door and got shot, and when PICO talked but that was all. I know you guys can do better! Oh and by the way the original drawings of the two hosts looked better. Keep it up anyways!